Stettler Is Awesome - Single

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Stettler Is Awesome (2013) 02:25
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In the heart of Alberta, there's a wonderful town where the craziest shit always goes down. It's full of awesome shit, like you wouldn't believe, its a place that you want, no a place that you need. We got a big hill, on the west side of town, we got a graveyard on the east side of town. Behind Walmart, we have a small pond, and right by that is a spray park that's never on. In total the town has about 4 cops, no one gives a shit when you badass jaywalk. Unhhnnhnnnnhnhnhnhn MOTHERFUCKER! UHNhnhnhnhnnhnn yeah. We got 4 liquor stores that mostly sell beer, probably about 2 people here who are queer. In this town we are all mostly white, don't diss country or you'll start a fight. We got a park with a cenotaph, a park with a rain, a park with a viking ship and a park with..rubber. Libraries ("shit." "Yeah, "libraries, shit". "Fuckin libraries man") We got a library, a pool with one slide, we got a bowling alley, with a jukebox inside. We got roads, BITCH. There are 2 grocery stores across the street from each other, there's a jewellery store to get some bling for your mother. 5 gas stations so you can fill up some more, then you can go check out the local tractor store. So stand up, put your hand on your heart, sing with me and do your part. "In this town I have pride. May this feeling never subside." Walmart, Peavy Mart, hobos with shopping carts, this town is so swag its off the charts. We got a real train, it's the place to be. If you're lucky enough, you'll run into Kenny G. But the one thing that is best of all is the world's most fantastic tiny ass mall. Stand up, put your hand on your heart, sing with me and do your part. "In this town I have pride."

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released June 17, 2014

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Intense Reality are a punk rock band from Stettler, Alberta. Formed by Michael & Taylor in 2009, the band has performed in Stettler, Red Deer and Calgary.
After releasing Greatest Hits (2014), Altered States (2016), and Are We Still The Same? (2020), the band's new album Road Trip was released on Nov 18, 2022.

Michael - Lead Vocals/Guitar
Taylor - Lead Guitar/Vocals
Colton - Drums
Coleson - Bass ... more

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